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[center][H2]Bring In the Clowns[/H2][/center]
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Greetings. My name is Bob Terwilliger and I welcome you to my site. My purposes besides creating this supreme work of art is to display to you all the life I have lead. It seems to me as though I have reached my climax and am on the sad road to death. Nothing notable has happened to me in the past year, except for the death of my beloved parakeet. I've had a sad ( pathetic ) existence, but there were some happy times. Krusty and I enjoyed each other's company at one point, and doing the show each day was actually fun at the beginning ::sighs, nostalgic:: But, alas, I must get on with the task at hand. Below is an outline of this site, and the information within. Each page depicts a slice of my autobiography, complete with pictures.
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[LI][A HREF="child.html"]My dismal beginnings[/A]
[LI][A HREF="school.html"]Meager education ( I never went to clown school. . . )[/A]
[LI][A HREF="jobs.html"]Introduction to the world of work[/A]
[LI][A HREF="krusty.html"]Meeting Krusty the Clown and my newfound career[/A]
[LI][A HREF="sour.html"]The collapse of my showbusiness life: the framing of Krusty ( dammit, he deserved it all ! ! )[/A]
[LI][A HREF="jail.html"]Time of imprisonment[/A]
[LI][A HREF="simpsons.html"]The ghastly engagement and the plan for revenge. . . curse you, Bartholomew J. Simpson ![/A]
[LI][A HREF="mel.html"]My replacement by the side of Krusty[/A]
[LI][A HREF="now.html"]The present[/A]
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[P ALIGN="center"][IMG SRC="sideshowbob.gif" ALT="my Sideshow Bob outfit"][/P]
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[P][BLOCKQUOTE]DIE BART DIE[/BLOCKQUOTE][/P]
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[P]My Links
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[TD]Blood[/TD]
[TD][A HREF="http://www.blood.com"]Official Blood Homepage[/A][/TD][/TR]
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[TD]Clowns[/TD]
[TD][A HREF="http://www.clown.org"]Clowns of America Home Page[/A][BR][A HREF="http://home.inreach.com/wavespy/clown.html"]Evil Clown Page[/A][/TD][/TR]
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[TD]Krusty the Clown Show[/TD]
[TD][A HREF="http://www.columbia.edu/~mrr18/krusty1.html"]Who's Who[/A][BR][A HREF="http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hornshoj/index.html"]The Universal Itchy & Scratchy Home Page![/A][/TD][/TR]
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[P ALIGN="center"]thank you for your stay. please come again. . .[/P]
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